Bacon hash, crispy pork belly, black pepper shrimp, and pumpkin spice funnel cake. I’d say the Food & Wine cast preview was a success!

Animal Kingdom…check! Off to eat around the world at Epcot! (at Disney’s Animal Kingdom)

Going on an adventure with my fellow agents before the Food and Wine Festival Preview! (at Disney’s Animal Kingdom)

I’m actually crying. Bill & Ted had Fat Elsa, Donald Sterling, Miley Cyrus, more Magic Band jokes and rips on Disney than I thought legally possible, and so many things that they are probably going to have to remove by the end of the season so someone doesn’t sue. I’ve never loved a theme park show more.

Settled. Halloween Horror Nights is one of the coolest things I’ve ever been to. (at Halloween Horror Nights - Universal Orlando)

Exploring Tom Sawyer’s Island for the first time with @ereddings (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom)



do you ever just feel like


Omg all the time.


*lives in Florida*
*tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?*
*puts on a sweater*
*manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting*
“I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough*  spice…”
*dies of heat stroke*
*is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*

(via distanceisquitesimple)

I’m all about not wanting to Frozenfy Norway, but don’t act like Maelstrom is Disney’s finest attraction either. Let’s take a virtual ride shall we? 


Weird dude with horn.

Polar bear. 


Ohh backwards.

Lackluster drop.

Inexplicable oil rigs.

Town that can’t be the exit because the ride just started and they haven’t even explained why the trolls threw you into an oil rig.

Movie that you feel bad about not watching but also not really. 

Yup… That just about covers it.