I’m actually crying. Bill & Ted had Fat Elsa, Donald Sterling, Miley Cyrus, more Magic Band jokes and rips on Disney than I thought legally possible, and so many things that they are probably going to have to remove by the end of the season so someone doesn’t sue. I’ve never loved a theme park show more.
I’m all about not wanting to Frozenfy Norway, but don’t act like Maelstrom is Disney’s finest attraction either. Let’s take a virtual ride shall we?
Weird dude with horn.
Inexplicable oil rigs.
Town that can’t be the exit because the ride just started and they haven’t even explained why the trolls threw you into an oil rig.
Movie that you feel bad about not watching but also not really.
Yup… That just about covers it.